daily dose of embarrassment:
today i was trying to be productive and i think i must've tried too hard.
because i failed!
big time.
i decided to go to the gym right near work so i could leave something running on my laptop.
with the intention of swinging by the office on my way back home to get it.
had a good little work out.
narrowly avoided being spotted by the few people at the gym that work in my office.
because boy would that be embarrassing.
since i sweat.
a lot.
no glistening here folks, just good ol' pure sweat.
it's awkward enough to see coworkers outside of their natural habitat...
but when i'm sweaty it's just not okay!
success! got out of there without so much as a glance in my direction.
walk through the parking lot and....BAM!
PANIC!!
'i'm COVERED in sweat!
I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE OFFICE!!
and it's only 5:45...people are still WORKING!!!
STUPID PLAN!!!!
AAAAHHH!!!!!!
luckily i had another shirt in my gym bag so i could hide some of the sweat.
but there's nothing like stopping people dead.in.their.tracks when then saw me walking down the halls in gym outfit with my hair pulled back and those fab little sweat ringlets forming at the nape of my neck.
probably smelled fantastic too.
and why is it that when you're trying to be in ninja-stealth-mode you run into EVERYONE?!?
so glad i'm working from home tomorrow.
give some of the unlucky coworkers a chance to erase that burned image from their brain!
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as for shoes, i settled for one of my brown pairs today.
does anyone else think it's impossible to find brown shoes?
i only own 2 pair (flops excluded).
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