i loathe the gym.
i quit LA Fitness a few years ago when i decided to try out the martial arts thing.
but once i signed up for the triathlon i needed a place to swim.
i searched everywhere for a reasonable alternative to joining LaFit again, but alas it was the cheapest and most conveniently located.
grrrrowl.
don't misunderstand, i don't mind the actual exercising part, that's a-okay.
but the actual physical gym and the non-gym activity that goes on there is my new nemesis.
today i saw a man...
who looked like he might legit live at the gym based on the fact that his biceps were larger than my entire body...
break out a container of chicken and curry rice.
WHADDAYAMEAN?!
We're at the gym!!
buddy...you're dripping in sweat.
and you're dropping rice on the floor!
and you're standing close enough to my treadmill that the stench of curry is gagging me!
so many things wrong with this picture...but i kept my mouth closed and kept running.
last week i saw a couple...
the girl was in a pink velour track suit.
she definitely could've beaten up her boyfriend.
probably because he walked around and handed her weights instead of actually working out himself.
noble, but must you make out and hold hands while walking around?
WHAT.DO.YOU.MEAN?!?
just about everyday i see old women...
they have no regard for clothing.
they like to sit on the benches in the locker room with an inappropriate amount of cloth between it and their very old bodies.
why am i in the corner trying to change as modestly as possible yet old grannies are prancing around in their birthday suits like they're trying to start a new career in the adult industry?!
hey i'm all for loving your body, but could ya do it in a way that doesn't touch anything that i might come in contact with?
oh.good.grief!
ha!!
thank goodness that the days keep getting longer and more of my training can be done outside instead of at "Club LaFit". If anyone has a lap pool i can use i'll gladly transfer my gym membership fee to your bank account!